Crazy mind quotes

Tom Araya - vocalist and bassist of the American thrash metal band Slayer


"As far as thinking about death and murder and various ways of killing people and how people die... I probably have the most twisted mind in Slayer."




Richard Milhous Nixon - the 37th President of the United States


"I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing."




Lucy Liu - Chinese Holywood actress


"Once I put the kimono on it was a whole different ball game because it would get twisted up, the sleeves are really long."



Douglas Adams - English author, comic radio dramatist, and musician

"Anything that happens, happens. Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though."

Swami X - anonymous psychedelic hippie comedian
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

Matt Groening - American cartoonist and the creator of The Simpsons and Futurama


"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."




Otto von Bismarck - Chancellor of the North German Confederation
"I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph."

Bob Hope - American entertainer



"Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle."





Elbert Hubbard - American writer, publisher, artist, and philosopher


"A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist."




Tony Curtis - American film actor


"The movie business is very twisted, out of site, out of mind, you know."




Jack Finney - American author, science fiction and thrillers


"Cured an old magpie of the toothache, twisted his old yud off, throwed his body in a dry ditch and drowned him."





Anna Held - Polish-born stage performer


"Riding astride is the most healthful and the most comfortable fashion. I have more purchase, more command. It is not good to ride twisted. Any doctor will say the same thing."