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Jul 27, 2006

GTA parody

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas parody
Everybody knows the game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas (GTA) right?
Well, this is a funny video by Dave Chapelle, a well-known American comedian and actor making fun out of the popular game Grand Theft Auto San Andreas!
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Jul 26, 2006

Yeti Sports 5

Yeti Sports 5 - Flamingo drive

Game description:
Move pingu to the left - as far as possible!


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Jul 24, 2006

Yeti sports 3

Game description:
The aim is to see how high you can throw the penguin, with a lil help from the sea lions.




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Jul 23, 2006

Coolest car - Ford Ice

LONDON (Reuters) - As temperatures soared in London on Tuesday, one car kept its cool at the British International Motor Show - Ford's 6.5-tonne ice sculpture of its new Focus Coupe-Cabriolet.

The full-size model took a team of sculptors working in a giant freezer two weeks to complete. Each shift was limited to just 40 minutes at a time because of the extreme cold -- set at a numbing minus 10 degrees Celsius.

Specialist carving tools imported from Japan and the United States were used, including an advanced computer-driven cutting machine.

Although the ice Ford weighs more than five real Focus models, it won't last for nearly as long.






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Jul 22, 2006

Base defense 2 - shooting

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Defend your base against enemy soldiers, tanks, robots, and aircrafts by shooting them with your cannon.


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George Bush quotes library





THE FUNNIEST BUSH QUOTES OF 2004

- I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.
Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

- Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.
Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

- Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.
Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

- It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.
Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004

- We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.
Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004



- After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!
Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

- Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.
Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

- I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft.
second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

- Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

- Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004


THE FUNNIEST BUSH QUOTES OF 2005


- I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?
in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005 (caught by TV cameras)

- You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that.
to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

- See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

- It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

- I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
On the prospect of visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

- But Iraq has—have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future.
Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005



- We're spending money on clean coal technology. Do you realize we've got 250 million years of coal?
Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

- Those who enter the country illegally violate the law.
Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

- I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs.
Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005


- We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make—it would hope—put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see.
Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

- Because the—all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those—changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be—or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the—like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate—the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those—if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.
Explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005



- Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005


- I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me.
Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

- In this job you've got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don't have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, 'How do you think my standing will be?'
Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005


THE FUNNIEST BUSH QUOTES OF 2006

I think — tide turning — see, as I remember — I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of — it's easy to see a tide turn — did I say those words?
George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

President Bush: "Peter. Are you going to ask that question with shades on?"
Peter Wallsten of the Los Angeles Times: "I can take them off."
Bush: "I'm interested in the shade look, seriously."
Wallsten: "All right, I'll keep it, then."
Bush: "For the viewers, there's no sun."
Wallsten: "I guess it depends on your perspective."
Bush: "Touché.

An exchange with legally blind reporter Peter Wallsten, to whom Bush later apologized
Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

Trying to stop suiciders — which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion — is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by Al Qaeda, for example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow.
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 24, 2006

I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake.
George W. Bush, on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone.
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

The point now is how do we work together to achieve important goals. And one such goal is a democracy in Germany.
George W. Bush, D.C., May 5, 2006

That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?
George W. Bush, while showing German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval Office, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

Finally, the desk, where we'll have our picture taken in front of -- is nine other Presidents used it. This was given to us by Queen Victoria in the 1870s, I think it was. President Roosevelt put the door in so people would not know he was in a wheelchair. John Kennedy put his head out the door.
George W. Bush, showing German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval Office, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

That's called, A Charge To Keep, based upon a religious hymn. The hymn talks about serving God. The president's job is never to promote a religion.
George W. Bush, showing German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval Office, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel.
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2006

I aim to be a competitive nation.
George W. Bush, San Jose, Calif., April 21, 2006

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense.
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. April 18, 2006

I strongly believe what we're doing is the right thing. If I didn't believe it — I'm going to repeat what I said before — I'd pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I would pull the troops out.
George W. Bush, Charlotte, N.C., April 6, 2006

No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that.
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 22, 2006

If the Iranians were to have a nuclear weapon they could proliferate.
George W. Bush, Washington D.C., March 21, 2006

After the bombing, most Iraqis saw what the perpetuators of this attack were trying to do.
George W. Bush, on the bombing of the Golden Mosque of Samarra in Iraq, March 13, 2006, Washington, D.C.

And so I'm for medical liability at the federal level.
George W. Bush, on medical liability reform, Washington, D.C., March 10, 2006

I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world.
George W. Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006

People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America.
George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

And I want those who are questioning it to step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company.
George W. Bush, defending a plan to allow a company controlled by the United Arab Emirates to manage ports in the United States, aboard Air Force One, Feb. 21, 2006

I think it's really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to—the beauty of playing baseball.
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 13, 2006

I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president.
George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006



He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror.
George W. Bu sh, on Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006

I'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen the movie. I've heard about it. I hope you go — you know — I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say.
George W. Bush, after being asked whether he's seen Brokeback Mountain, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006


You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire.
George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006

As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself — not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel.
George W. Bush, after visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006


TOP 10 BUSH QUOTES OF ALL TIME

1. I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.
Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001



2. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country.
Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

3. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

4. There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons.
South Bend, Indiana, Sept. 5, 2002.

5. There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again.
Nashville, Tennessee, Sept. 17, 2002.

6. See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction.
Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

7. The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the -- the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.
Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003.

8. I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005

9. Wow! Brazil is big.
after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

10. A TIE BETWEEN:
Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning'?
Florence, S.C. Jan 11 2000
The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.
Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 20004



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George Bush - funny pictures


Bush loves turkey - White House officials were unable to determine why President Bush opted to dine on ham this Thanksgiving instead of turkey.



Presidential Inspection - I don't know which is funnier, the guy kneeling in front of Bush or the guy with the grin behind him.



George Bush stinks - Colin Powell may want to walk in front next time.



The Pope and Bush - "What an id..t!"



Bush lost again - after seeing his latest approval rating, it appears President Bush's heart has dropped into his stomach.



Bush cleavage - Nice... umm... champagne glass!




Bush the babysitter - you can really tell he has kids of his own.



Bush thinking hard - President Bush after being asked to assess the war in Iraq.



Politics aside, has anyone in the spotlight ever made so many goofy faces?



Real compassion? - more upsetting than funny.





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Bush Sings "Sunday Bloody Sunday" - someone has strung together Sunday Bloody Sunday by U2 using video clips from hundres of various Bush Speeches. Gotta see it to believe it!



OTHER GOERGE W. BUSH FUNNY VIDEOS

Bush and Blind Reporter - President Bush teases a reporter about his shades, unaware that he is nearly blind and requires them - Bush later apologized for the incident - VIDEO

Bush on Border Patrol - an obviously doctored (but still funny) clip with President Bush talking about immigration control - VIDEO

Bush Strategic Thinker - President Bush says he hopes to be remembered as a strategic thinker, then proves why he won't be - VIDEO

Bush Drinking Again? - hilarious footage of President Bush talking in slow-motion and it makes him sound like a lush - VIDEO

Hillary Reacts to Bush - Hillary Clinton reacts to a statement made by President Bush, summarized best by Jon Stewart - VIDEO

Bush on Leaving Iraq - President Bush doesn't seem so sure about his stance on U.S. forces withdrawing from of Iraq - VIDEO

Drunken George Bush - he is seriously tanked. It's like he downed a 5th of vodka and smoked a doob to get that slow - VIDEO

Bush's Speech Writer - Andy Dick stars in this hilarious skit as Harlan McCraney, President Bush's genious speech writer - VIDEO

Poutine Endorses Bush - George W. Bush and others have kind words for Prime Minister Jean Poutine, who doesn't exist - VIDEO

Bush & OBGYNs - President Bush attempts to support doctors in a speech with an odd choice of words - VIDEO

Bush Sovereignty - video of President Bush with an inexplicable sentence about sovereign tribes - VIDEO

Presidential Salute - outtake video of President Bush giving the camera the finger - VIDEO

Bush on Global Warming - awesome clip of Will Ferrell playing bush from SNL - this is just hilarious - VIDEO

That word of the day calendar that Karl Rove got Bush for his birthday is really paying off - VIDEO

I am rubber and you are glue, George Bush. - VIDEO



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Jul 20, 2006

5 miles - race game

Play crazy games - 5 Miles To Go

Game description:
5 cars left in the game with 5 miles left to go all with the same specs, can you beat 'em?

Game instructions:
Press up or down on the keypad to move your car up or down on the track. Try hard to keep in line with the other cars to draft (make the car go faster).


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Bowman

Play free games - Bowman

Game description:
Aim your shot and power up to fire your arrow from you bow and hit the opponent.


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Crazy facts

The US Navy submarine have been using active sonar technology, a deafening burst of noise that is dangerous even 300 miles from it's source. Some mid-frequency sonar systems can put out over 235 decibals, about as loud as a rocket launch.
Animals for hundreds of miles literally jump out of the water to try to avoid the sound. The effects vary, causing internal bleeding and bursting organs including lungs and eardrums. Next time you see news about beached dolphins, now you know why.




Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. As far as is known, they are immune to every known disease including cancer.

How does a shark find fish? It can hear their hearts beating.

Unlike most fish, electric eels cannot get enough oxygen from water. Approximately every five minutes, they must surface to breathe, or they will drown. Unlike most fish, they can swim both backwards and forwards.

Dolphins nap with one eye open.

President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!


Hitler had Parkinson's disease and had a significant tremor in his left hand which was censored in the German media. He also had syphillis which causes insane rage in it's advanced stages.

King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie.

In Maine, it's illegal for a police officer to tell you to have a nice day after giving you a traffic ticket.

It's against the law in Chicago to eat in a place that is on fire.

The portrait of Abraham Lincoln on the penny shows him facing to the right while all other portraits of presidents on U.S. circulating coins face left.

Chicha, an alcohol beverage which has been made for thousands of years in Central and South America, begins with people chewing grain and spitting into a vat. An enzyme in saliva changes starch in the grain to sugar, which then ferments.

Lenny Kravitz's mother played the part of 'Helen' on 'The Jeffersons'.

The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

Over 50% of lottery players go back to work after winning the jackpot.

When gentlemen in medieval Japan wished to seal an agreement, they urinated together, crisscrossing their streams of urine.

To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles…that’s where the word “testimony” comes from.

The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.

More people have a phobia of frogs than rats.


In France, it is legal to marry a dead person!

Mosquitoes prefer children to adults, blondes to brunettes.

In Massachusetts, It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

In 1982, a high school student from Los Angeles, California unscrambled the Rubik's Cube in 22.95 seconds.


Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's!

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

According to scientific studies, a rat's performance in a maze can be improved by playing music written by Mozart.

In some parts of England, rum is used to wash a baby's head for good luck.

Henry Ford produced the model T only in black because the black paint available at the time was the fastest to dry.


80% of millionaires drive used cars.

There are only 12 letters in the Hawaiian alphabet.

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.

According to legend, there’s a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.

The strongest human bite force ever recorded: 350 pounds. The strongest shark bite force ever recorded: 132 pounds!

Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.

Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints.

The Blue Whale's tongue weighs more than an adult elephant!

Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.

The Blue Whale's tongue weighs more than an adult elephant!

Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.

Kilts are not native to Scotland. They originated in France.


97% of all paper money in the US contains traces of cocaine.

The creator of the NIKE Swoosh symbol was paid only $35 for the design.

Deep Breathing gives you health benefits similar to aerobics.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

When a person dies, hearing is usually the last sense to go.

What is the hottest place on Earth? El Azizia in Libya recorded a temperature of 136 degrees Fahrenheit (57.8 Celsius) on Sept. 13, 1922 the hottest ever measured. In Death Valley, it got up to 134 Fahrenheit on July 10, 1913.


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Jul 19, 2006

3D kama art

This exhibition was on show at the Chambéry Modern Art Museum in France, from 15th November 2005 to 30th May 2006.

The collection is composed of twenty sculptures in white marble.

The artist who produced these sculptures, a French national who was born in the Alps in 1963, kept this collection away from the public eye in his workshop for a long time. He finally accepted that a photomontage of these works be made, as long as he himself is left in peace...
I hope that the quality of the presentation will give you a good idea of the impressiveness and realism of the depicted scenes.

And you are free to try this with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

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The 69


The Altar


The Andromaque


The Angelus


The Bevel


The Brace


The Chapel


The Charge


The Coach


The Coachman


The Compass


The Emperor


The Empress


The Greyhound


The Horsewoman


The Ladder


The Prayer


The Stars


The Throne


The Toga


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